“I love ice”

: Drew Barry-More on Jay Leno

“We live in a society where we can celebrate diversity as long as we don’t say that anyone is different.”

:Comedian Colin Quinn on Fresh Air on NPR

“The only diversity in Illinois is whether you have red hair or blonde hair”

:PJ — Precious Joy at Bob’s Party

Call me.

:sneaker

“If it’s got tits or wheels, it will give you problems”

:a random sign in Antonio’s Nut House in Palo Alto!