Me: But they’ve got to have some brains..

Gibson: Brains are overrated. If you want intelligent conversation call me.

:Ahh.. the ever hilarious Gibson humor on women…

A.K: So what did you think of that woman? (in reference to a woman who was essentially spilling out of her top…)

Me: It’s market segmentation. Except it’s not my segment.

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man”

:Mark Twain, as quotes in the article Dogs’ exalted status in American lives

There is not such thing as fool-proof security. That only works with fools!

:From an IM conversation with my mom while dealing with a hack…

At Harvard they teach you how to turn on a computer,

At Wharton they teach you how a computer works,

at Carnegie Mellon they teach you how to be the computer.

:Business school joke about CMU, told to me by Paul