“I hire lawyers to get me out of jail not to keep me out of jail”

:The CEO of some company as quoted in class

Michael Feldman: “So what do you look for in a chicken when you’re picking chicken?”

Chicken-picker-person: “thin thighs and big breasts”

:Random interview on Michael Feldman’s What Do You Know show on NPR

Fear:1, Manu:0

:It’s a Sony (Hi)

Rest is a good thing,

but boredom is its brother

:wow, a fortune cookie saying which is actually half-decent.

“Now this really annoys me: All these people getting on the Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this. If Nostradamus were alive today his name would be Miss Cleo and he’d be charging $2.99 a minute.”

:Jay Leno on The Tonight Show in his monologue addressing the stupid nostradamus shit that was going around on the Net after 9/11