The Best of Proverbs
If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come “abbreviated” is such a long word ?
Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in
love with your smile.
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough
Living on Earth may be expensive…
but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep !
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
Who’s in a hurry ?
Love is photogenic;
it needs darkness to develop
A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject
Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children!
A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you’ve been brought here for drinking….
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
Can you do anything that other people can’t?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.
:Sent to me by Devika A.