“I’m glad that even the lobsterman can get some”

:Rachel Z. in response to the comment that CMU’s lobsterman’s girlfriend visits him from time to time

CERTIFICATE OF AMENDMENT OF

AMENDED AND RESTATED CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION OF

ACME, INC.

:just one more data point to add to my theory that lawyers are evil…

With instant messaging it isn’t the global village anymore, it is the global household.

:Arn in an IM conversation

Journal entries are to accounting as hacking is to software development.

:My comment to Jake since I hate making journal entries when doing accounts 🙂

Amazing how you can try everything in your power to prevent users from doing something stupid and they will *still* find a way.