R: We need to use the pumping lemma for this one.

Me: Right now the pumpkin lemma sounds better to me.

:While working on the Automata assignment

Me: “Oh, I need to water the plants”

Ramu: “Why don’t you just get artificial ones?”

Me: “Why don’t you just get a blow-up doll!?”

Ramu: “Why don’t you go fuck yourself!”

:an unusually witty response even though I say so myself 🙂

“Your nipple doesn’t work.”

“I’m not used to working without a nipple.”

“Your nipple is broken.”

:Dave A. when the trackpoint on the notebook wasn’t working.

No, I don’t want to set “munky.com” as my home page.

:Frank L. upon accidentally going to wincvs.com instead of wincvs.org