When someone asks how is your wife, I ask: “Compared to what?”

:Jack making a point that everything is relative.

“I hire lawyers to get me out of jail not to keep me out of jail”

:The CEO of some company as quoted in class

Michael Feldman: “So what do you look for in a chicken when you’re picking chicken?”

Chicken-picker-person: “thin thighs and big breasts”

:Random interview on Michael Feldman’s What Do You Know show on NPR

Fear:1, Manu:0

:It’s a Sony (Hi)

Rest is a good thing,

but boredom is its brother

:wow, a fortune cookie saying which is actually half-decent.